Usually, I Love the Weekends. Today... not the Case.

I just got home from lunch with Tonya. She gave me some bad news... I thought I'd post it before I head to the studio.

Tonya wanted to meet me for lunch. She said she had something to share with me that Carolyn had found when they were on the phone together earlier. We decided to meet at the pier and get some burgers... I was starving and a burger sounded so good!!!

She was already there when I got there and looked so freaking hot siting there in her short-shorts and tank top!!! I told her hey and gave her a big kiss then Ozzy barked so I went over and petted him and then sat down and just looked into Tonya's beautiful face.

First there was the good news. The first pics we modeled for Carolyn, at the beach, well we made the cover of a "Visit Florida" type magazine. She said they just went on sale today. It's one of the ones with coupons and vouchers for free stuff in them. None of the topless pics in this one though. I asked Carolyn about that a while back and she said that those particular pics are gonna be in a "special order" book coming out later. With that I really felt like a model. It had begun. I was a model. We were models and ON the COVER of a MAGAZINE!!! SO COOL!!!

Then the bad news...

She slid over a manilla envelope and said open it. She said that photographer published the photos on some paparazzi website and Carolyn found them sent the link to Tonya so she could print them out and show them to me. I looked at them and almost threw up. I mean, I know my belly's getting  kinda... flabby and I usually suck it in like all the time a little bit. But, when we were out there on the beach and it was just me and Tonya, I wasn't sucking it in and pictures were being taken... My belly is getting out of control. Carolyn's gonna have that trainer put me through the ringer for sure now. I bet I'll be getting a call any time now. 

Here's what Tonya said, "I like a little meat on you. It makes you look natural..." I gave her a dirty look... Right then our food got there and I had for the most part lost my appetite. Tonya said she ordered me DR. Pepper 10 and I told her that I might eat a few bites and now wish I just had a salad. She said I could have some of her turkey burger but I told her I'd rather eat poop than a 'turkey burger.'"

I looked at the pics again and Tonya was looking at them too. She was getting red in the face. I could tell she was pissed at the guy. From the pics, it looks like he was a decoy. These pics are from what seems to be a boat that was out in the water a little ways. They must have been doing the main shooting. We were throwing the frisbee or playing paddle-ball and then a boat stopped and anchored out a ways in front of Tonya's apartment complex. They must have been the real photographers. The other guy must have tipped them off... 

Tonya was pissed and wanted to rip their heads off. She said we were on a private beach and they had no right to take pics of us and especially publish them. I asked her to send me the links and she said she already did. I downloaded the pics... Here they are... Be prepared...

This one had to have been after we swam the first time right after we
caught the big wave and body surfed back up to the shore.

I think Ozzy had just taken my top!!!

Looking over at Ozzy about to go in after Tonya!

The kicker. Wow much do I weigh here??? Like 200 lbs. Uhggggg - disgusting!

So... I'm hitting the gym, big time. With or without Carolyn's trainer she supposedly has for me. Tomorrow, Bree is working out! I'm gonna get in shape. Gonna get toned. Gonna get me some girly muscles. 

But tonight, I'm eating pizza! Like 3 slices. Every Saturday, we get pizza. So, I'm eating pizza and then I'll diet!

Laters everyone!

(Thursday, I worked a lot at the office and then went to Tonya's. Friday, spent the first half with Tonya and went to a carnival then to the studio. She went with me! The guys were all over her. Especially our producer. Literally, all over her. She kept her cool though... Thank god. I might have a talk with him tomorrow...)

Another Manic Monday from Hell!!!

Holy freaking shit!!! A hell of a lot of stuff has gone down since the post on Monday... I mean, really, what the hell!

Everything was going fine. I had my bikini on and was pulling up to Tonya's Condo. I went around to the side and saw Tonya there waiting for me! It was kinda funny, I on purpose ignored her and ran right up to Ozzy and picked him up and started to play with him! Tonya complimented me on my suit which was actually one that I guess Bree had before I became her... So weird saying and thinking about that... 

It's a super nice, private beach and I had brought a few things in my bag with me.... a frisbee, paddleball... sunscreen... As soon as Ozzy saw the frisbee, he jumped out of my arms and tried to get it. Tonya got it and threw it up to Ozzy and he actually caught it...I was worried he'd leave teeth marks, but he hadn't. This disc is new. I had just bought them a few days before from Amazon.com. It's an Ultra-Star, the disc that USA Ultimate uses in their tournaments!

I joked with Tonya and said, "Go long! You can still catch, right? Now that you're a... girl..." I giggled a bit and threw it to her. She caught it and threw it back.

"Yeah I can still catch." Ozzy was running back and forth chasing after the frisbee as we played. I told her that me and Luke played Ultimate when we were younger and I really love playing and that I don't know how I'd be able to play now in a league now that I'm a girl and slower and not in that great of shape. "You'd probably do great! Hey, do you think you are going to ever introduce him, Luke, to the rest of us or do you think that would be too much to handle."

"He's met Olivia.... I told him about her. I can introduce him to you if you want. He's probably gonna instantly be in love with you. As guys, we always had the same taste in girls.. and that hasn't seemed to changed now that I'm a girl... He actually really likes blondes... so, be ready..." 

"Hey, would not be the first time I have been hit on by a guy and I would love to meet him sometime. It's always nice to meet someone who understands us." She then said, I hope jokingly... "Besides I am the only one of us who's had sex with men. I for sure prefer woman, though." She then gave me a peck on the lips.

"Well then! I'm not sharing you with him. Don't even think about it, Blondie!!!," I said with a chuckle!

"I won't. I only want girls now anyway. Lets go swimming." With that, she takes off into the water! We both body surfed for bout the next 15 or 20 minutes until we both felt completely waterlogged and headed up to play some paddleball.

I saw what looked like a person standing at the gate to her apartment complex. Looked like he or she had a camera. Nice lens. Probably at least a 200mm Canon pro lens. I hope they're not shooting us again. "There's a really nice wave coming in! Let's catch this one and then head up to the beach."

*When we rode the wave in, Tonya looks for Ozzy and sees him standing at the gate barking at a guy who looks like he is watching us. "Ozzy, come here boy." Ozzy looks at her and ran back.

"Yep. Definitely a camera. Be right back..." I went up to him and it was a different guy from last time. I told him that this was a private beach and we really didn't appreciate him taking pictures of us. He says that he'll leave as he brings another camera up and takes a pic of me at close range. Well!!! I didn't like that at all. I reached down and got some sand that was wet from me dripping and threw it at his camera. "Don't worry. It's won't ruin it to much. Those 1D MKIIIs have pretty good weather striping. Now, please leave or we'll call the cops... or let the weiner dog loose on you!!!"

Tonya came up to the gate holding Ozzy who was growling at the man "Look at this mean beast and these teeth!!! You better leave us alone, I've trained him to go for the balls!"

"He's leaving... Let's go play some paddleball. I'll draw the court!" I take a few minutes to draw out the court and then we're ready to play. "Ok. I'm gonna serve first! You ready?"

"Yeah lets get this game going"

"Ok! Game on!" I served and we play a little. "Ya know, most girls you see on the beach are horrible at this. I guess it helps that we were guys and did sports stuff. I know as Brendan, I played this game all the time with my dad and brothers... and sometimes with my mom and sister!" 

"At least your memories have some meaning. Mine are no use since they are all of my life in growing up in LA but in my new reality I never grew up there."

"Hmm.. yeah. I'm sure Bree, before I was her, played this. Seems like a McAdams family sport to play on the beach. We always did when I was Brendan. It's getting really hot out here... Wanna go get a drink and sit under the umbrella?"

Ozzy comes running over to me. "Aww! Looks like Ozzy wants you to carry him."

"Such a cute, sweet little dog." I rubbed noses with him as I bent down to pick him up. "Hey Ozzy you want to play. Go get a toy." Ozzy looked at me and grabs part of my top in his mouth and jumped out of my hands pulling my top with him and ran happily with it to Tonya. She took it in her hands, and waved it at me, mockingly... I covered myself up. 

"Hey look what I got know. If you want it come get it." She ran towards the water.

"Hey! Give that back! Give it back! When I get you, you're gonna be sorry!!!" I ran at her yelling and laughing and chased her in the water!

"Come on if you want it you will have to try harder." She held the top above her head. I finally made my way out to she was and jumped on her and she fall back into the water. We were both underwater and I'm tryed to get the top and when we both come back up, it was no longer in her hand... 

"Hey! Where did my top go? You didn't let it go did you? I never got it." I looked behind me and Ozzy is swimming behind me holding the top in his mouth. "Damn! Ozzy has it! He's so fast for a little dog! Get him! You two are quite the little top stealing tag team, aren't you?"

"Sorry... I forgot to tell you he likes to chew on bras and bikini tops. Ozzy come to mommy." Ozzy looked at Tonya and all of a sudden a big wave hit him. "Ozzy!!!" She yelled with a concern look on her face not seeing him anymore. A few seconds later, his head pops up right next to me.

"Got him! But, no top. He must have dropped it when the wave hit him. Oh well! Ozzy will have to be my top when we get out of the deep water! Ok Tauntaun, we can either go lay out a little more, me topless of course, or we can go up to your room and change. I would suggest just borrowing one of your tops but your tops are, kinda... big... Personally, I've gotten enough sun already!"

"Ok. Lets head back to the apartment." As we get near the gate, we hear some clicking sounds from a camera...

"Good God!!! It's that damn photographer. Good thing I'm still holding Ozzy up over my boobs or he would have some nice shots." He notices that we saw him and ran off to a van parked a few yards from the gate of the private beach. "Can you see his license plate number? Looks like some sort of a news van or a communications company van..."

"No but I can do something better. I don't know how he keeps getting in hear but he won't be getting out." She, I guessed, called the the guard running the entrance the apartment complex. "I love living in gated community. I told the guard running the gate I would give him two hundred dollars if he would not let him out and keep him there till we get to the gate."

"Uh oh! Dude better watch out! The evil Tauntaun is on the loose! Hey wait, I'm still topless... I'm just gonna go over here behind this bush and put on my bra and tanktop. There may be more photographers out here..."

"I can give you a minute to put n your clothing." She called for Ozzy who came and hopped in her arms.

"Ok! All done... woops. Top on backwards. Ok, fixed it. Does this look ok? Bikini bottom with tanktop and bra?"

"Yeah it looks ok." We walked over to the entrance of the apartment complex and saw the man who was taking the pictures arguing with the security guard.

"What are your plans, Tauntaun? I mean, I have my .380 in my bag here. I could.. umm.. shoot him in the kneecaps maybe..." I kinda laughed.

"I like that idea but that might be a little much. I'm not going to hurt him unless he makes me but he owes you an apology for taking pictures of you topless and us an explanation of why he is watching us. We can do a little good cop bad cop."

"I know why he took pics of my topless!!! You took my top and ran off with it!!!" I look mad at you then smile... "But, yeah, I'll be the good cop."

The guy saw us coming and looked a little nervous. He ran towards the fence and started to climb it. I grabbed him and pulled him off before he could get over. "Hello again! I think we have some unfinished business from earlier. First I want you to apologize to my friend here and you better be sincere about it. Then, you are going to tell us why you have been taking pictures of us. If you do everything correctly, you will walk out of hear instead of taking an ambulance."

"Ok. ok. Everyone settle down. I'm sure there's a good explanation for all of this. Let's just let the man talk..."

MAN: (in a broken eastern european accent) "I take pictures for company. Company like pictures of beautiful women. I see you two and take pics. I already emailed pics into company. Will be printed tomorrow..."

"Well I guess that means we are not going to hurt you even though I want to punch you as hard as I can. You are on private property and have taken pictures of us and are going to publish them without our permission. We will just sue you for everything you got and the company you work for. Do you have anything to say about that." It is apparent she's holding herself back from beating this guy up and trying to stay in control.

"She's not one to be messed with, I kid you not. I'll be on the look out for these pics. It might be best to try and convince your publisher to not put them out. Now leave and never come back. Anything else you wanna say Taunta... Tonya?"

"Two things, first I want to know how you got in here and second, if I don't hear an apology from him to you, I am going to break his camera over his head."

"Don't break it. We'll get this douchebag. Let's just do it in a way that can't get us in trouble." He kinda smiled at me a little... I walked up to him and lunged at him and he almost falls back. We heard the gate guard guy kinda laugh...

"I still want answers. How did you get into this place and I want to know what is the name of the company you work for. Once you tell me this, I will let you leave. I don't think you want us to involve the cops."

"Ya know Tonya, if these pics reflect either of us in a negative light, Carolyn will probably have him killed!" I said laughing!

"I get in by saying I work for cable repair company and only wish I got to see more of you two when I took the pictures. Would have made more money if you two both naked." The guys laughed at us. We walked away from him. 

"Let him go we will find out who he works for later. If I look at his smug face any longer, I'll kill him. Are you done with him Bree?"

"Well yes. In my mind I was cutting his balls off, but, yes, I'm finished with him here, in the 'real' world!"

"Ok you can leave but understand this - if I ever see you here again, or following us, or if I ever see you taking a picture of us, I promise you will not like what will happen next." The guy slowly backed away and then got into his van and left.

"I'm going to be so sunburned! Damn that guy. Maybe the sunscreen is still working a little bit that we put on earlier..."

"Lets head to my place. If those pictures make us look bad and Carolyn does make him disappear, I will make sure his death will be by having balls cut off just for you."

"Thanks!!! And then, we can we put them in to a Mason Jar filled with Formaldehyde?"

Then we went back to her place took a shower and chilled out for a while... 

So... that all happened Monday. Tuesday I worked a little over half a day at the office and then spent the rest of the day in the studio. Got back to my place at like 2:45am. I was so tired. Crashed immediatly.

Today, I slept in, took a shower and then went to the studio around Noon. I told the guys that I had to get home at a reasonable hour today and once I laid down a few more lead racks, I left there around 9:15pm. Came here and made a late dinner and then started writing this. Tonya's coming over here tonight!!! So... I better finish up quick. She'll be here any minute! I just changed into something sexy as well. Wanna see???

She's gonna flip when I come to the door like this!

Anyway, that's the last couple days. Hopefully I'll get that "sleep" I mentioned earlier but I highly doubt it!!!

Laters!!!

Poolside Relaxation!

I took some time off from recording today to hang out with Tonya. We decided to go down to the pool at her apartment and relax a bit. Heather and Jess went out of town, I think they went to some skate shop in Orlando or somewhere like that. Then they were maybe going to Disney World to celebrate Heather's big win! Fun, fun, fun!!! (Borrowing money from Tonya!!!)

So... the deal about today! And what a doozy!

Tonya hasn't been going out much lately, last time was the competition, and she wanted to go down to the complex pool and swim and hang out. I thought that was a great idea so we got our bikinis on and, well, first Ozzy stole my top and ran around the place with it before Tonya got it back, and then we headed down to the pool. I swear that dog likes to see my tits!!! I mean, I guess they are kinda nice!!!

I took this pic for reference, to back up what I just wrote! Hee hee!

As soon as we got there, Ozzy jumped in the water and man, he can really swim! It was great to see Tonya just relax and float around the pool! She's getting better by the day! Woo hoo! Can't wait to have some other types of fun with her soon!!! Anyway, then we hear it... clicking sounds from the bushes. I know those sounds quite well. Someone's taking pics of us. Now, while it's quite flattering to have paparazzi following us around, I still don't want my pic taken while swimming around in this private pool.

I still wasn't in the pool yet, sitting on the edge, so I dried off my feet and put my All Stars back on and walked rather quickly over to the bushes and I saw some movement. A guy popped up and looked really guilty.

"What in the hell!!!" I jump over the fence and he has to reach down and get his other camera and I kick the camera that he's holding out of his hand.

Tonya got out of the pool. "I might look like shit but we'll kick your ass for doing this. This is a private pool!"

"You bitch!!! That's $8000 you kicked to the ground!!!"

"I know." *I then spun around and windmill kicked him in the face and he stumbled over and fell into the building, crashing the camera he just picked up into the wall.* "Tonya, please stay back!!! I got this!"

"I should get a couple hits if he is going to publish pictures of us but ok."

I picked up one of the cameras and got the memory cards out and slipped them into my bikini bottom. I walked up to him and held my hand out* "Give me the damn camera!"

"Hell no, crazy woman! Get away from me!"

*He tries to get up but I grabbed his hair and jerked him back down and kicked him in the kidney. I wrestle with him trying to get the camera and he hit me in the face with the camera. Luckily, I still had the sunglasses on so it wasn't bad but that pissed me off really badly. I punched him in the face twice and the third time he actually dodged it and I fell forward because of my momentum and tripped over him and landed on the ground next to him. I tried to quickly get up but he got on top of my and I'm was then fighting him while he's punching at my face and neck and chest... He raises up to punch my in the face and when he does, I'm able to lift my knee up and rammed it into his balls really hard. His punch does connect, hitting me really good in the left cheek but he's in more pain than me. I rolled him off me, grab the other camera, take the card out and slip it into my bottom. I then throw the camera at his face and he turns his head just in time and it hits his ear and the back of his head.* "Asshole!!! God damned asshole!!! You're gonna wish you never came here!!!" 

"Who are you and why are you here?"

"He's just probably a free lance paparazzi hired to take pics of maybe you because of what happened at your fight... He's probably been steaked out here for a few days..."

'Is this true?"

He rolls around a bit more then grunts out. "The other bitch was right! I was hired to take pics of you after you got your ass kicked. People wanna see pics of hot girls and models who got the shit beat out of them. It sells magazines!!! And you a model and boxer, double the money for me!!!"


"Be grateful she is not letting me kick your ass. I might be in pain but I know I can still do it."

"Give him a little kick..." Tonya went over and kicked him the stomach. "Fell better, Tonya?"

"Yes but if I ever seem him again I will shove his camera up his ass."

"Ouch! But it's all good, I have the cards in my bikini bottom here. Those pics won't be published anywhere."

With that, he got up and limped to the gate and left the complex... We swam for a little bit more and then went inside... Crazy, crazy, crazy!!!

We just got our dinner and sat down to watch Jeopardy!!! I always beat her at Jeopardy. She get's lucky sometimes though... Maybe she'll also get 'lucky' tonight!!! hee hee!

*I pick up one of the cameras and get the memory cards out and slip them into my bikini bottom. I walk up to him and hold my hand out* "Give me the damn camera!